Monday, January 24, 2005
Just joined recently...as in yesterday or today..I forgot...anywho name there is Yixene Fengwushi!
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Or order plushie...better idea...
Speaking of order, am going to order Japanese Pokemon Advanced comics...for TEAM MAGMA stuff! Will put on rush delivery and get in 3-5 days and blow $40 on shipping in process, oh well.
Anyways, looking for someone who is making TM outfits! Will buy!
Also, looking for Atomic Betty (on Cartoon newtork) THEME SONG MP3! Really want that MP3! Catchy song!
Bi-bi
Saturday, January 15, 2005
1. Maxie, Team Magma's leader, does NOTHING basically. He assigns his 'fire heads' (Basically the Admins) to do something and then goes to to take a nap or drinks a bottle of wine...I don't like the idea of him being lazy...
2. Tabitha...when you hear the name Tabitha, you think girl, right? Well, Tabitha is a BOY in the manga...and a really UGLY one too.
Thats all for now.
Saturday, January 08, 2005
This is a POKEMON fanfiction, based upon the Ruby/Sapphire games and the Advanced TV show. (I DID NOT WRITE THIS FANFIC, I'M ONLY WRITING THE CRITICISM!)
The fic starts off with dialog. Somone opens the door to complete strangers and then the wife of said person immediatly asumes the people at the door are going to steal her child away.
Maxie, Team Magma leader, calls said woman "old bat" and then orders the two of them to be killed, via execution style with revolvers by grunts.
Alright, first of all, Maxie is not the type to kill someone, secondly, I have the problem that it has yet to be mentioned that this is Team Magma here. If you didn't know who Maxie was, you;d be scratching your head now.
Said parents also LACK NAMES. They are referec to as Mandy's Parents. The grunts take said parents outside and take a few minutes before they kill them...why? Where they picking their noses?
Next thing you know, Maxie says for no reason that he's keeping the baby as his own and walks upstairs witht he grunts.
Courtney (If you played Ruby, you'd know she's an Admin) appears from NOWHERE and all of a sudden, she's married to Maxie (Curse her! He's mine!). Then the other admins are there two, only there's only one other Admin: Courtney was the 2nd!
EVerything said in the next few sentences is punctuated with exclamination points only!
Maxie then comments about the sleeping baby (Could YOU sleep through gunshots?) being beautiful in the way you'd expect a senile person to say it...
Okay, so they, meaning COurtney and Maxie take the baby downstairs in a carrier and the grunts start bringing all the stuff down and loading into...something...and it takes 10 minutes. Wait a minute, how cann it take 10 minutes to load a few things that belong to a baby? I don't know, but obviosuly the person who wrote this thinks so.
And secondly, the baby doesn't wake up! If you're moving tons of stuff down the stairs, you're going to wake a baby up.
After all this, we learn that all the stuff was loaded into CARS! If it took 10 minutes, it isn't going to all fit in a few cars. ANd where is this place, somewhere close to Magma base? And apparently the Team Magma budget has enough money to buy every other Admin and or grunt a car!
Thus ends the PROLOGUE!
CHAPTER ONE!!!
Chapter one starts with the confusing statment mentioning a VAN, not a car! Apprently now, there was only 1 Van and everyone and everything fit into it.
Maxie orders the grunts to put the babys stuff in the conviently empty room next to his own. They have to unload eveything and go upstairs...and it still only takes 10 minutes..
Then the have to "find" Maxie, because apparenlty he's wandered off somewhere. Oh, to his office! The Admins walk in and tell Maxie eveything is set up and then Maxie and Courtney go to put the baby in the crib...
They put her in and talk while standing there. Apparently, the baby was kidnapped because zshe'll be psychic when she's older...ohhh...Should have said this in the prologue not here!
Here's what Maxie says "It’s hard to imagine that this child will have incredible psychic powers when she gets older, and that will help our cause. When the time comes, I’ll pull her into Team Magma and use her powers against Team Aqua. They won’t know what hit them if I use her as a spy because the psychics in their group can’t detect other psychics, so she’ll be safe"
Now some of that is confusing....okay, so now Maxie leaves the room, the Courtney sets up a baby moniter and then she leaves too..
Oh and by the way
THE BABY IS STILL ASLEEP!
She's slept through the doorbell in the beginning, her parents arguing with Team Magma, the shooting of her parents, Maxie's little talk, the moving of her down the stairs, the moving off all the furnature down the stairs, the entire car then VAN ride hom, the removing in of the furtnature, the Admins talkign, the replacing of her in her crib from the carrier, Maxie's little talk take 2, and Courtney setting up a monitor...
Anyone else wish they had a kid that slept THIS SOUNDLY?
End of chapter 1!
CHAPTER 2!!!!!!
THE BABY FINALLY CRIES! Courtney hears this and then runs not to the baby but all the way to the kitchen to get a bottle of milk then all the way back, then she sets the bottle down and THEN she picks up the baby and shushes her. The she feeds the baby a rocks her to sleep and puts her back in the crib, where the baby falls asleep again. Then Maxie shows up. Apparently he didn't hear her or care but now somehow he knows!
Then Courtney asks Maxie how old the baby is...and Maxie says she's 3! I didn't know 3 qualified as BABY!!!!
Apparently, Maxie heard the "baby" crying from two floors above!
Then grunts show up and announce TA has show up! WHY, we don't know!
TA? What in the world is TA?! Only when Maxie says its Team Aqua does it make sense. Maxie rants for a moment and TA members break into that room out of all the rooms! WHy didn't the grunts battle and hold them off?
Okay, now Archie appears and asks who the baby is. Maxie tells him and the Archie wants to kindap her. More TA members arrive so the OUTNUMBER the Magma members....what did they take the whole team along? This is Team Magma's BASE!
The Aqua grunts restrain Maxie, and the others...suprisingly there is no BATTLE! And Archie kidnaps the baby! Maxie can't break free from the Grunts hols and TA walks out with all the baby stuff and the baby! Why were they there in the 1st place, NO CLUE!
We are now magically transported back to TA hq and Archie has the grunts put the baby stuff in....*DAHDAHDAH* the room next to his own, which like Maxie's, is conviently vacant. The Aqau grunts move the stuff in very quickly (How they got it back is a mystery). Archie puts the baby in the crib and leaves...oh yeah the BABY SLEPT THROUGH THIS ENTIRE THING!
End of chapter 2!
CHAPTER 3 (Oh god, please make it stop!)
We go back to maxie who has decided to do the exact same thing Archie just did to get back the baby. WOW!
Magma invades Aqua's base and sirens go off. Apparently Aqua has money for alarms but Magma doesn't! Archie also knows the baby's name, even thou he's never heard it. The baby actually wakes up here...
Some grunts come in and tell Archie that Team Magma is there (Well DUH) and Archie hands the baby to a grunt and tells him to run and hide by the secret entrance...
Maxie meets Archie and the two decide to have a Pokemon battle to decide who gets mandy. Archie sends out Mightyena and Maxie sends out Torkoal.
Meanwhile, the grunts are teaching the 3 year old baby to walk! (Doesn't that happen a lot earlier in life? Like 1 and 1/2 or 2? My godmother's child is only 1 1/2 and he walks FINE!)
End of chapter 3!
CHAPTER 4!!!!
The Pokmon battle continues! Apprently, Maxie's Torkol and Camperupt have fainted and Archie's Mightyena is still going stong. Maxie has Houndoom out! Houndoom knocks out Mightena and then Archie uses Sharpedo, which is on DRY GROUND, with no water around!
Then Maxie forgets what attack he was about to use and Houndoom faints! Maxie send out Mightyena and Shapedo uses Surf and koes it.. Maxie gets pissed and just decides to leave and forget about the invading, even though all his grunts are still there!
Archie meets up with the grunts who have the baby and they decide to go to their other secret base in Petalburg!
End chapter 4!
Chapter 5
In the new base, Archie takes the baby to the infimmary to have DNA test done to see if the baby is really Maxie's. They just so happen to have a hair of Maxie's lying around!
They do the test in a few minutes (it really takes a lot longer) and Archie is shocked to find out the baby isn't Maxie's. The doctor then shows Archie a newspaper article about the kidnapped child and then they discover the child has a fever for no apprent reason!
End chapter 5!
Chapter 6! Next to last chapter!
The next day, the baby is almost better. Archie wants to hand over the baby to the police. He also wants to use his poliwhirl (which has appared suddenly) to hypnotyze her to sleep in case Maxie shows us again. The doctor says Team Magma won't find the hidden base.
Back at Magma HQ, a grunt repots to Maxie that he saw where Archie went with the baby! Maxie makes him an admin and then the do the same thing as last time: charge off to Aqua's base!
End chapter 6!
Chapter 7, the last writen chapter (for now probably)
Magma invades Aqua base. The Aquas run upstairs to tell Archie and Magmas follow. Archie and Aquas are restrined by Magma members while Maxie takes the baby and leaves. Said grunts remian behind for 7 minutes, then leave. Maxie gets on HIS PLANE (Which they didn't use to get there...they WALKED THERE) and they all fly away!
End of chaoter 7!
Well, you can bet I'll add more when another HORRIBLE chaptyer is written.
TEAM MAGMA RULES!
MAXIE IS A HOTTIE (AND HE'S MINE!)
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Friday, November 12, 2004
FF7: Dirge of Cerberus
Kingdom Hearts 2
ff7: before crisis
ff7: advent children
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
-Kisara
-Arisa & Child
-Ichigo
Dolls to finish
-Arisa
-Seymour & Anima
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
8-14
16-19
21
22
24-29
30
61
68
72
88
LAST-91
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
-Yumi Shrine
Shrine to Komagata Yumi from Rurouni Kenshin. I've got a bit of writing to do and then I've got to do the gallery section.
-Petshop Of Horrors Website
This will have summaries of every manga volume, characters in every volume, and other information. SO far I've got profiles for book 1, 3-6 done and summaries for volumes 1, 3-5 done. A little more writing to go.
-Crystalized Crisis Cards TCG (CCC TCG)
Online TCGs are basically dead but I want to have one. I started another one a while back with 7 other people, but it was abandoned 3/4 of the way through. I still have the creator collage that we made that will be posted if CCC ever gets up.
-Fanfiction Site
When completed, this will house all of my fanfiction (the stuff from fanfiction.net and other things not posted) as well as notes for each and a basic summary for those who need more than two lines. There will also be a timeline depicting when I wrote each fic and a comprehensive fancharacter guide that lists all of my fancharacters as well as statistics for them, a brief profile, and a list of the stories in which they appear. There will also be pictures for each character. This site will also house my guide to the Irken Universe, for the people who get confused when they read my Invader Zim fics.
-Video Game Boss Strategies
Just techiniques that I've noticed that work excellent. Most are for Final Fantasy Games (7, 9, or 10). I've only got some written
Monday, September 27, 2004
Kingdom Hearts Manga
http://www.aku-tenshi.com/manga/hostclub.php
Host Club
http://www.aku-tenshi.com/manga/sequence.php
Sequence
http://www.toriyamaworld.com/666satan/666satan1.html
http://www.toriyamaworld.com/666satan/
666 Satan
http://www.toriyamaworld.com/fullmoon/
Full Moon Wo Sagatwatshti
http://www.toriyamaworld.com/zombiepowder/
Zombie Powder
http://www.snoopycool.com/manga/dragonfist/index.html
Dragon Fist
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
http://www.mikomi.net/rhapsody/
1-Byakuya ~ True Light
2-Rain
http://foofaraw.ricochetmoon.net/current.html
1-Beautiful (Joydrop)
http://kaze.now.nu/
1-Abyss
2-Illusion
http://listen.to/popnkawaii
1-Toki No Shounen
3-The Time Of Gold Flowing
Look for:
1-Yakusoku no Basho e by Yonekura Chihiro
2-Love Slave by Under17
3-Fusion Star by KOTOKO (I've)
4-Pastel Pure by Ali Project
5-Shangri-la + Separation by Angela
6-Dudiduwa lalala + Oboetetete ii yo by KOTOKO (I've)
7-Love Breaks fron Pretear
8-Stars of Tears from Xenogears
9-Small Two of Pieces (Xenogears Ending) from Xenogears
BOLD is irkenprincesszela
italic is ath
BOLD & ITALIC is TallestZela
RED is everyhearts777
DONE:
http://users.animanga.com/piggoro/music.html
http://pretearmp3.tripod.com/
http://doasinfinitymp3.tripod.com/
http://www.geocities.com/anime_kitchen1/music3
http://home.cogeco.ca/~mist/current2.html
Get First 2:
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Zone/4888/Xmp3.html
- Your philosphy teacher's favorite work is fuck
-Your english teacher writes like a three year old
-Your english teacher's first language wasn't english
-Your english teacher confuses the sound of a truck backing up with a cell phone rining
-Your english teacher counts"1, 2, 2"
Monday, June 14, 2004
Thursday, June 03, 2004
(dramatic music plays: DUH DUH DUH)
Anyway, at about 1:30 in the afternoon (after listening to 4 presentations and doing one of my own and taking a short lunch), when the next presentation started, who should show up to grade the kid than Mr. Bath! He decided to sit next to me and Spectral.
AT that point, I went from trying to not look like I was paying attention (I was playing my Game Boy SP under the desk)to openly looking like I wasn't paying attention. The presentation was a popwerpoint and Altiris was used (projected the presentation on all montinors).
So, I turned off my monitor so I couldn't see the presentations. I turned my chair AWAY from the speaker, put my headphones on and left the CD player exposed on ym lap and played my game boy openly.
Mr. Bath looked at me and told me to pay attention, to which I responded "You can make me come to school and tell me I have to sit here, but you can't make me pay attention. Ms. Picinich (the teach in charge of all the presentations) said we have to 'be in the room and sit through all the presentations'. She neglected to say we had to pay attention. So, I don't have to."
He had no answer for that and I went back to doing my thing.
Points:
Me: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Mr. Bath: 0
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Monday, May 10, 2004
UGH! We were doing 'value scales' today. I didn't mind the first one, with the use of shading and an ebony pencil, but then...she tells us...
'Make another one using this fine pointed marker and dots!'
Fill in 10 spaces with dots to make it look like shading. Fill in 10 3 by 3 inch boxes with little dotes the size of a pin's points....ARE YOU INSANE WOMAN?
And the guy next to me is COUNTING, yes...COUNTING the DOTS he puts!
OH MY GOD I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES AND IDIOTS!
It's like I say:
"You can have a fool-proof plan, but then you have to worry about the idiots, nameley everyone else minus the fools and yourself." (Rubi Hi Shinu)
Sunday, May 09, 2004
http://fanlistings-pictures.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Dave apparently likes to *ahem*, itch his nether regions with the edges of his cards...
we had a 3 on 3 duel yesterday, Tuesday, and Dave got UPSET because we didn't agree with him, it was 5 to 1.
Dave says that everyone should play by the new rules for all the cards posted on a webpage and not follow the directions on the cards, but he never brings a print-out and we're supposed to just TRUST his word.
All the rest of us believe to follow the directions as stated on the cards UNTIL new cards with the proper rules/effects are printed and we posses them.
When the 5 of us voted against him, he got UPSET and walked out from the duel after a hissy fit.
What a BABY!
Monday, May 03, 2004
(for all below, #1 is the most and #10 is the least. SO #1 in top 10 favorite characters is my absolute favorite character and #1 in top 10 hated characters is the character I hate the most)
Top Ten 10 Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Characters:
1. TIED: Seto Kaiba & Maxamillion Pegasus
2. Cyndia/Cecelia
3. Yami Bakura
4. Yami Malik
5. Malik
6. Bakura
7. Duke Devlin (Ootogi)
8. Bonz
9. Mai
10. Arkana
Top Ten 10 Hated Yu-Gi-Oh Characters:
1. Yami Yugi
2. Yugi
3. Tea
4. Joey
5. Grandpa
6. Rebecca
7. Ishizu/Isis
8. Serenity
9. Tristan
10. Shadi
Top Ten 10 Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters:
1. TIED: Winged Dragon Of Ra & Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon
2. Blue-Eyes White Dragon
3. Guardian Baou
4. Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon
5. Toon Black Magician Girl
6. Victory Dragon
7. Black Magician Girl/Dark Magician Girl
8. Injection Fairy Lily/Injection Angel Lily
9. Slifer The Sky Dragon
10. TIED: Twin-Headed Thunder Dragon & Thousand Eyes Restrict
Top Ten 10 Hated Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters:
1. Dark Magician
2. Kuriboh
3. Flame Swordsman
4. Time Wizard
5. Big Shield Gardina
6. Beaver Warrior
7. Gaia The Fierce Knight
8. Mammoth Graveyard
9. Silver Fang
10. Penguin Soldier
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Dave stopped dueling for about 2 weeks cause he had 'work' to do...yeah right.
After he rejoined us, Vampire Lord and Yata Garasu were conveintly in his first hand for every single duel even though he only has 1 of each.
Sure Dave, we believe you when you say you're not cheating. (NOT!)
1. First and foremost, WHY isn't Blue-Eyes White Dragon's attck called White Lightning? That's what it is in every episode and manga volume, so why not in the game....this irks me considerably...
2. The way Dark Magician insults Dark Magician Girl when she joins in Yugi's Campaign.
3. That fact that the Yami Bakura/String part of Yugi's Campaign was unclear. They way it was said in the game makes you think that Yami Bakura dressed up like Strings...which is wrong! What was meant was that Yami Bakura was CONTROLLING Strings. That was poorly explained...
4. The fact that the oposite Marshalls in Yugi's Campaign near the Arkana point seem to get stupider. They carry no good items, and they attack different monsters instead of ganging up. And Kaiba was stupid when he was a computer! Um...one of the BEWD is down to 5 hp and it's that dragon's turn... And he ATTACKS with it instead of FUSING! Ugh!
5. The fact that they call Espa Roba a GIRL when it's a GUY!
Roles of Marshalls in Yugi's Campaign:
Here's basically what I used each for.
1. Espa Roba: Really never used him at all...never took him with me...lame marshall...
2. Tristan: Um, he liberated bases with no enemies in them or stayed at the home base...
3. Bakura: Basically the same as Tristan. He had the monsters I wanted to use but never did.
4. Joey: I used him maybe once or twice total. I never really cared for him much, him and his slow moving team.
5. Mai: I used her to liberate the ground cannon protected bases or to fight wandering enemies. As the game progressed, I used her less.
6. Fizdis: I used her a lot in the beginning, but towards the end, her only use was getting good deals on supplies.
7. Shinmon: I used Shinmon for everything in the beginning with his Horn Imp, Celtic Guardian, and Feral Imp team. He fought everyone and the boss too. Near the end of the game, I used him on minor bases.
8. Mako: I never used him...he either sat in the base or wasn't included in the mission.
9. Yugi: I never cared for him or his color combonation. I never used him at all in the beginning or in the end. I just stuck him with a pwerful team when he needed to participate in battle.
10. Tea: Normally I hate her guts, but her team is the BEST EVER! Using her, I kncoked out Kaiba easily before the dragon fused. After I got Tea, I used her for almost everything. Her monsters got up to about level 70 before Yugi's Campaign eneded and when I started Kaiba's, he got her monsters.
Thursday, March 25, 2004
1. Tragic Romance: A couple gets together after overcomming obstacles, only to have one of the two die in the other's arms.
2. Violent Romance: A couple has a rocky relationship in which one partner is abused but still stays with the abuser
3. Tragic Violent Romance: A couple has a rocky relationship in which one partner is abused or used as target practice. The asbused winds up getting killed by the abuser unintentionally and the absuer most likely commits suicide afetrwards.
4. Sucidial: The main character is in love with someone out of their league or is cheated out of a realtionship by a rival and winds up killing themself.
5. Uber-Tragic: The main character experiances nothing but pain, but has no courage to end it all.
6. Unwanted: The main character is rejected by his/her family and then goes 1 of 3 ways: 1-He/She turns against his/her family or transformed into a weapon and reaks havoc, eventually either killing his/her family or killing his/her self. 2-He/She wallows in despair for the rest of his/her life, somtimes commiting suicide. 3-He/She is confined to a room where he/she deveolps a split personailty that results in a series of events that eventually leads to the family accepting the child just before an untimely death.
7. The Destroyer: The main character is an alien capable of mass destruction with a lust for his/her rival's son.
8. PO'ed: The main character has a romance that is destroyed when a snobbish person steals the boyfriend/girlfriend. The main character bides his/her time, then makes the snobby person's life miserable and eventually kills him/her.
9. Dark Side: The main character is a member of a family of villians and falls for another villian while reaking havoc on the good guys. A happy ending for the bad side...but not for the 'good' guys.
As you can tell, almost all of the above have:
A. Romance
B. Tragedy
C. Killing In Any Form (Suicide, Murder)
D. Death
E. EVIL!
What can I say, it's my style...
Please note that the above applies to all types of fanfiction (including poems, song fics, normal stories, and rants), as well as original stories. original poetry, for the most part, will not be anything like this...
Friday, March 19, 2004
1. What interests you in your topic?
2. Given the interest, what critical approaches do you plan to use?
What do other sources have to say about your topic? (their focus, approach) (1 or 2)
Throught our fast-paced, hetic lives upon this earth, we experience many emotions as we are exposed to certin events. We show extreme joy, sadness, abhorrence, and even animosity as we travel the paths of our lives. A few times, somthing is so amusing, horrifying, or tragic that it sparks an intrest in us, a desire to learn more, if not everything, about it. The mysterious tale of Jack the Ripper, a errant man, is one of many topics that spark that desire within me.
The story of Jack The Ripper and his crimes is a living enigma, a mystery that has yet to be solvged to this day. This is one of the three major reasons I enjoy this topic so much. The next is due to my interest in forensics and criminology. The Jack The Ripper cases are among the most examined cases in both fields. The last reason, is the fact that this man ws able to murder five women, sometimes with hundreds of cops on the streets, yet was never seen by anyone clearly enough to be able to make a positive identification and also throughout the years that Jack the Ripper stalked the streets of Whitechapel, he outwitted twenty top investigators and hundreds of policemen, then vanished without a trace, leaving the case unsolved. I have always had an intreset in the dark side of humans and animals alike, and these cases seem to expose that inner dark side.
To fully be able to understand and appreciate these murder masterpieces of planning, I will use various litery critisims including, but not limited to historical, psychological, formalist, and mytholigal. Using the quartet of critisims, the Jack The Ripper cases will come alive to you, and allow you to partake in a journey of understanding, and learning for both the mind and soul.
Thursday, March 18, 2004
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Thursday, March 11, 2004
1. Dragons:
3 Blue Eyes White Dragons, Blue Eyes Ulitmate Dragon, The Winged Dragon Of Ra, Black Skull Dragon
2. Fiends:
Dark Necrofear, Final Destiny Board, Slifer The Sky Dragon, Ultimate Fiend, Ha Des
3. Direct Damage:
Tremendous Fire, Toll, Dark Door, Umi/Tornado Wall Combo
4. Spellcasters:
Dark Magician, Dark Magician Girl, Spirits, Buster Blaser, Dark Paladin
5. Light:
Obelisk The Tormentor, Dancing Fairy, Dreamsprite, Wingweaver, Moisture Creature
6. Rituals:
1000 Eyes Restrict, The Masked Beast, Gate Guardian, Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth
So I'm working on #7, a water deck. Hoping the SFSOABSCB can actually get the cards like he said. It'll
7. Water (Under Construction):
Archfiends, Revolution Combo, Direct Damage
Anyway, will probably duel today....not that that's anything new...hehe..
Monday, March 08, 2004
1. The Naive Wife: Lucius & Draco participate in incest and Narcissa is blisfully unaware of it, even though it happens right under her nose.
2. The Very-Stupid Wife: Narcissa has no mind of her own and is incredibly ditzy.
3. Incestious Wife: All 3 Malfoys are involved in incest.
4. Domination Wife: Lucius & Draco participate in incest and Narcissa reigns over both of them with a leather whip.
5. Vain Wife: Narcissa is centered around her appearance and nothing else.
6. Madly In Love Wife: Narcissa is pining over another women even though she's married. The most popular are: Lilly Evans/Potter, Molly Weasely, and Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Having An Affaair Wife: narcissa is romantically involved with another guy, mostly it's Snape.
8. Dominated Wife: Narcissa is kept under Lucius's heel and completely submissive and scared to death of her husband.
9. Free Spirit: Narcissa is completly free of any domination or obsession other than the welfare of her family.
10. Missed Lover: Narcissa is on the brink of leaving Lucious, who cowers like a baby at the thought.
I'm sure there are more....I personally find most of these...annoying to say the least...oh well
Shall duel at lunch today, a 2 on 1 with me and Mika-Chan vs Dave. Zombies for Mika-Chan and Graves for me...definatly a victory by any means....
Friday, March 05, 2004
Thursday, March 04, 2004
18 victims, although 12 are "aledeged" August 7th, late 1888 to 1891
The Whitechapel area of East London in the 19th century was a place where the rich lived the lives of kings and the poor engaged in everything and anything in order to make money, including prostitution. It was here in the later part of the century that terror stalked the night streets and instilled fear into the hearts of high and low class inhabitants alike. A dark shadow wandered through the night streets, luring in prostitutes with the notion of an evening's pay and then viciously slaughtered them in the streets, ripping open their stomachs and spilling their inners onto a ground already wet with their blood. It was due to this morticifacation of the bodies that the killer looming in the shadows of the streets became known as Jack the Ripper. Jack The Ripper was a cold, calculating man with a plan in his mind, a mission in his heart, his own definanition of justice, and a superior knowlegde of the internal human body, which he displayed throughout his 18 horriffic murders and his escape from over 20 investigators and hundreds of cops during his four year killing spree. Many theories emerged about the Ripper after each case and as the number of murders grew, so did the number of suspects. In the end, the killer was never truly found and the case remained unsolved. Today his mystery continues to draw in people of all nationalities and ages as everyone asks the question to which only the dead know the answer: who was Jack the Ripper?
Jack The Ripper was a cold, calculating man with a plan in his mind, a mission in his heart, his own definanition of justice, and a superior knowlegde of the internal human body, which he displayed throughout his 18 horriffic murders and his escape from over 20 investigators and hundreds of cops during his four year killing spree.
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
http://fanlistings-pictures.blogspot.com
And if you can't find it here, you're blind!
Monday, February 23, 2004
"When do rocks have a function?"
The teacher kinda glared at him and asked the rest of us if we had an answer for this *delightful* kid. I raised my hand and answered.
"Rocks have a function when they're being thrown at you."
Sunday, February 22, 2004
Abhorrence:A feeling of repugnance or loathing.
Acme:The highest point, as of achievement or development.
Animosity:Bitter hostility or open enmity; active hatred.
Atrium:A usually skylighted central area, often containing plants, in some modern buildings, especially of a public or commercial nature
Catharsis:Purging of emotional tensions .
Chagrin:A keen feeling of mental unease, as of annoyance or embarrassment, caused by failure, disappointment, or a disconcerting event.
Chided:To scold mildly so as to correct or improve; reprimand
Coagulate:To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass.
Coiffures:A hairstyle
Debaucherous:
Derision:Contemptuous or jeering laughter; ridicule.
Duress:Constraint by threat; coercion
Equivocal:Open to two or more interpretations and often intended to mislead; ambiguous.
Errant:Straying from the proper course or standards.
Erroneous:Containing or derived from error; mistaken.
Espionage: The act or practice of spying or of using spies to obtain secret information, as about another government or a business competitor
Euphoria:A feeling of great happiness or well-being
Frescos:A cool, refreshing state of the air; duskiness; coolness; shade
Harried:To raid, as in war; sack or pillage.
Immaculate:Free from fault or error.
Incensed:To cause to be extremely angry; infuriate.
Ire:Anger; wrath.
Jubilant:Exultingly joyful.
Mogul:A very rich or powerful person; a magnate.
Mundane:Relating to, characteristic of, or concerned with commonplaces; ordinary.
Nubile:Sexually mature and attractive. Used of young women.
Opulence:Wealth; affluence.
Ostracized:To exclude from a group
PalpableCapable of being handled, touched, or felt; tangible
Paramour:A lover, especially one in an adulterous relationship.
Patrician:A person of refined upbringing, manners, and tastes.
Perverse:Directed away from what is right or good; perverted.
Pique:A state of vexation caused by a perceived slight or indignity; a feeling of wounded pride
Plebeian:Unrefined or coarse in nature or manner; common or vulgar.
Progeny:A result of creative effort; a product.
Pouf:A disparaging term for an openly homosexual man
Purgatory:A place or condition of suffering, expiation, or remorse
Salient:Strikingly conspicuous; prominent
Sashayed:To strut or flounce in a showy manner.
Scrutiny:A close, careful examination or study
Taboo:A ban or an inhibition resulting from social custom or emotional aversion.
Temerity:Boldness
Tendrils:Something, such as a ringlet of hair, that is long, slender, and curling
Timbre:Quality
Tirade:A long angry or violent speech, usually of a censorious or denunciatory nature; a diatribe
Unchaste:Not chaste or modest.
Unperturbed:Calm and serene; unruffled.
Venue:The scene or setting in which something takes place; a locale
Veritable:Being truly so called; real or genuine.
Wantonly:Immoral or unchaste; lewd.
Wayward:Taking one's own way; disobedient; froward; perverse; willful.
Well, if anyone is wodering, this is a list of words that I came across in fanfictions I was reading that i don't know the meaning of (the meaning that was used in the story). I'll look them up, eventually.
Thursday, February 12, 2004
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Linkin Park : Numb
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
I'm happy we did noting in math.
Now I've gotta do questions for Philosophy
Then i got off, when I gotta "shuffle" my decks
Then there's lucnch, where we will have duels: me vs Dave first, then Mika-Chan vs Dave, and then a free for all if there's time
After lunch, I got health and we never do anything
Then there's visual and I can work on my "White Haired Bishonen" collage (manga, anime, and Video games only...so far I have Yoko Kurama, Yue, Sephiroth, Kuja, Lloyd, Dilandau, Nataku, Yami Bakura, and a few others I can't remember right now)
Then after Visual, I will be bored to death in Senior Seminar (which I still need to do the homework for!)
Then I'm going home!
Speaking of duels, yesterday we had a free-for-all, Mika-Chan wiped out Dave, then me.
Then Mika-Chan and Dave went 1-on-1 and Mika-Chan won easily.
I gotta work on Sapphire more...I've only got 5 badges (i got the game Saturday night). Tryig to get Nervanna (a Kirela {sp?}) to evolve into its final form, Gardenivoir (sp?). It's at level 25, so I ony need 5 more levels! My Combuskion in now a Blaziken, named Lucius. And my Wurplehas become a beautiful Beautifly, named Narcissa
The Nervanna name comes from another fanfiction I'm going to write!
Oh, and in case you were wondering, I used the guy hero and called myself Draco!
Monday, February 09, 2004
Blue raises Beauty.
Pink raises Cute.
Green raises Smart.
Yellow raises Tough.
Indigo raises Cute & Beauty.
Brown raises Smart & Cute.
Purple raises Cool & Smart.
LiteBlue raises Tough & Smart.
Olive raises Cool & Tough.
Gold raises Tough & Beauty.
Gray raises Cool, Tough, & Cute.
Black raises Smart,Tough, & Cool.
SUPER HUSTLE You will receive a Belue Berry.
COOL LATIOS You will receive a Durin Berry.
CHALLENGE CONTEST You will receive a Pamtre Berry.
GREAT BATTLE You will receive a Spelon Berry.
OVERWHELMING LATIAS You will receive a Watmel Berry
Blue Flute - 250 Steps
Yellow Flute - 500 Steps
Red Flute - 500 Steps
White Flute - 1000 Steps
Black Flute - 1000 Steps
Pretty Chair - 6000 Steps
Pretty Desk - 8000 Steps
Friday, February 06, 2004
1. Dave & Me vs Mika-Chan-I won it for out team with Final Destiny Board
2. Dave & Me vs Mika-Chan- Mika-Chan knocked out Dave first, then me
3. Me vs Mika-Chan & Dave- I knocked off Mika-Chan, then beat Dave with only 7 cards left in my deck and about 36,800 LP!
The 3rd duel took about an hour! I kept increasing my lifepoints while the field stayed locked down with The Dark Door, Light of Intervention, Gravity Bind, Life Absorbing Machine, & Solemn Wishes! I used my Light Deck, which is packed with Dancing Faerie, Cure Mermaid, Nimble Momonga, Marie The Fallen One, and Spirit of the Breeze cards!
Fanlistings To Join, list part 1
Songs
98 Degrees
I Do (Cherish You)
My Everything
The Hardest Thing
A-Teens
This Year
Bouncing Off The Ceiling (Upside Down)
Can't Help Falling In Love
Dancing Queen
In The Blink Of An Eye
Sugar Rush
That's What (It's All ABout)
Aerosmith
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
Avril Lavigne
Complicated
I'm With You
Unwanted
Backstreet Boys
Spanish Eyes
The Call
BBMak
Back Here
Ghost of You and Me
Bic Runga
Sway
Blink 182
Adam's Song
All The Small Things
Celine Dion
Prayer
Christina Aguilera
I Turn To You
Enya
Only Time
Evanescence
Away From Me
Bring Me To Life
Everybody's Fool
My Immortal
Garbage
Cup Of Coffee
Goo Goo Dolls
Iris
Good Charlotte
Anthem, The
Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous
Hanson
Yearbook
Janet Jackson
Together Again
Jewel
Deep Water
Hands
Josie & The Pussycats soundtrack
Josie & The Pussycats: Pretend to be Nice
Linkin Park
Papercut
Lion King Soundtrack
Be Prepared
Upendi
We Are One
Matchbox 20
3 AM
Bent
Disease
Michelle Branch
Goodbye To You
Nelly Furtado
I'm Like A Bird
New Found Glory
My Friends Over You
P!nk
Don't Let Me Get Me
Family Portrait
Get the Party Started
Robbie Williams
Angels
Savage Garden
Affirmation
Break Me Shake Me
Crash & Burn
I Knew I Loved You
Universe
Simple Plan
Perfect
Worst Day Ever
Three Doors Down
Kryptonite
Rivalries
Harry Potter
Albus Dumbledore vs. Lord Voldemort
Draco Malfoy vs. Hermione Granger
Harry Potter vs. Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter vs. Lord Voldemort
Harry Potter vs. Lucius Malfoy
Harry Potter vs. Severus Snape
Harry Potter vs. The Basilisk
Harry Potter vs. Tom Riddle
Lily Potter vs. Lord Voldemort
Mudbloods vs. Purebloods
Severus Snape vs. Lucius Malfoy
Sirius Black vs. Bellatrix Lestrange
Weasleys vs. Malfoys
Relationships: TV
none
Relationships: Real Life
None
Relationships: Book & Movie
Harry Potter
Bellatrix Lestrange/Narcissa Malfoy/Andromeda Tonks
Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour
Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy
Draco Malfoy/Severus Snape
Harry Potter/Lucius Malfoy
Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
Harry Potter/Voldemort
Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
The Black Family
The Malfoy Family
Politics
Democratic Party
Radio
None
Places
Countries/Nations
Japan
Miscellaneous
Castles
Cemeteries
Sights
Taj Mahal (India)
Cities
Tokyo
Nature
General
Constellations
Eclipses
Falling Stars
Galaxies
Meteor Showers
Night Sky
Planets: Venus
Shadows
Star : Rigel
Star : Sirius
Stars
Plants, Flowers, Herbs
Carnivorous Plants
Cherry Blossoms
Lavender
Lilies - Tiger
Lotus Blossoms
Roses-Black
Wisteria
Rocks, Gems, Crystals
Aquamarine
Celestite
Lapis Lazuli
Platnium
Rubies
Sapphires
Tigers Eye
Turquoise
White Gold
Weather, Seasons, Time
Blizzards
Cold Weather
Lightning
Night
Snow
Thunderstorms
Winter
Mythology & Religion
Aliens
Arthurian Legends - Morgana le Fay
Christianity : Angels
Christianity : Archangels
Dead Sea Scrolls
Death (The Grim Reaper)
Demons
Dragons
Egyptian Mythology
Egyptian Mythology : Anubis
Fallen Angels
Ghosts
Greek Mythology
Greek Mythology : Ares
Greek Mythology : Eris
Greek Mythology : Hades
Greek Mythology : Moirae (Fates)
Hebrew Mythology : Lilith
Nightmares
Norse Mythology : Freya
Phoenix
Seven Deadly Sins
Urban Legends
Zombies
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Cocoa Juppie
Teal Juppie
Sandals
Shrimptail with Kelp Sauce
Banan
Pickled Eel
Famous Crab Burger
Orange Sweetie
Gooseberries
Tobbie Fruit
Nurako
Hot Skrazzle
Corn Balls
Elppa
Funnydew Melon
Thornberry Crepe
Basket of Bread
Very Rotten Tomato
Lemwart
Slugroot
Star Fish Sandwich
Tagobo Plant
Grondik Root (6)
Girl Dog: You're going to stick that where? Oh no...I'm out of here
Miserable, Unhappy, Content, Happy, Cheerful, Extremely Happy, Joyful, Delighted!
Monday, February 02, 2004
Okay, here's a quote from one of my newer Angel Sanctuary Fanfictions.
~
"Oh! When I was still taking classes I had a teacher named Mr. Flubbefe who taught history. His lessons were really boring so I fell asleep every class. One class when I was just falling asleep he asked me “What, according to Bruner’s History Guide, is the worst event to ever happen in the history of Atzulith?” and I told him “The day some idiot made you a teacher."
~
Man: (angry) And why are you up so late? I give you a little space for one night and you stay up till 2AM!
Katan: We were waiting for you, Sir.
Rociel: (confused) “We”?
Girl: (has put her book over her face and is pretending to be absorbed in it)
Katan: (Grabs book and tosses it away) Yeah. This is my new friend, Sir!
Rociel: (stares at Katan as if he has three heads, then speaks sounding absolutely amazed) You have a friend? (blinks a couple of times, then grins) Well, it certainly took you long enough.
~
Rociel: (sits down on one of the kitchen chairs around the table) Now Katan, perhaps you’d like to start by telling me where the bruises on your arm came from? (points to various places on Katan’s arms that aren’t covered by his t-shirt)
Katan: (pales significantly upon the mention of the bruises on his arms) Uh…well…you see…(shuffles his feet, looking down) I kinda…well…you know?(tries to look away) ...I um…you understand right?…well… Ikindagotintoafight…
Rociel: (in a warning sort of angry scolding tone)Katan…
Katan: (jumps up)No, it’s not what you think! (waves arms frantically) There were these boys who were trying to drown a cat and I tried to stop them. (starts to walk around)
Rociel: (arches a single eyebrow)And they beat you up instead?
Katan: Yeah…and she tried to help me out of it and they beat her up too.(motions with a fist)
Rociel: (sounds very unhappy) And that’s how you met her?
Katan: Yeah…(eyes sparkle at the memory)She’s was so great! The way she slugged that guy…(sighs)
Rociel: (sighs) Katan…how many times do I have to tell you not to get other people involved?
Katan: (suddenly nervous and worried) I didn’t ask her, she did it herself! (waves hands)
Rociel: (very demanding) Katan…don’t lie to me.
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(jumping around and pacing in a circle while frantically waving his hands) I’m not! Rociel-Sama, can you get those boys in trouble? She said they beat her up all the time.
Rociel: Katan-
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(looks squeamish)They tried to maim me!
Rociel: (little bit annoyed) Kat-
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(makes a slicing motion)They wanted to cut off my wings!
Rociel: (more annoyed) Ka-
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(points towards the sky)They should be locked up!
Rociel: (annoyed) K-
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(pounds table with his hand)I hate them!
Rociel: (very annoyed) Kata-
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(looks teary eyed) They were picking on an innocent animal!
Rociel: (very very annoyed) Ka-
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(gets down on his knees before Rociel)Please say you’ll do something Rociel-Sama!
Rociel: (extremely annoyed) Kat-
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(gives puppy dog eyes)Please?
Rociel: (looks like he’s about to hit Katan) Katan-
Katan: (talking a mile a minute)(eyes go starry)Pretty please?!
Rociel: (practically flaming from the ears and eyes) KATAN!
Katan: (shuts up)
~
Xatoriel: Yes, Sir. (bows)
Katan: (leans over towards Xatoriel) [Hey…the bowing is annoying…]
Xatoriel: (gives Katan a glare) [You’re supposed to respect and honor your elders and all high-rank angels, not treat them link your old college buddy you go drinking with!]
Katan: (shrugs) [He doesn’t care]
Xatoriel: (gives Katan a glare) [With YOU he doesn’t care, with me it’s another story]
Katan: [Don’t be such a scaredy pants]
Xatoriel: (looks insulted) [I’m not being scared, I’m being respectful!] (watches as Rociel stands and starts making himself coffee with a bored expression on his face)
Katan: [No, scared!] (sticks out his tongue)
Xatoriel: [Respectful!] (sticks out her tongue)
Katan: [Scared!] (sticks out his tongue)
Xatoriel: [Respectful!] (sticks out her tongue)
Katan: [Scared!] (sticks out his tongue)
Xatoriel: [Respectful!] (sticks out her tongue)
Katan: [Scared!] (sticks out his tongue)
Xatoriel: [Respectful!] (sticks out her tongue)
Katan: Scared!
Xatoriel: Respectful!
Katan: Scared!
Xatoriel: Respectful!
Katan: Scared!
Xatoriel: Respectful!
Katan: Scared!
Xatoriel: Respectful!
Katan: SCARED! SCARED! SCARED!
Xatoriel: NOT! NOT! NOT!
Katan: SCARED! SCARED! SCARED!
Xatoriel: NOT! NOT! NOT!
Katan: SCARED! SCARED! SCARED!
Xatoriel: NOT! NOT! NOT!
Katan: SCARED! SCARED! SCARED!
Xatoriel: NOT! NOT! NOT!
Katan: SCARED TIMES INFINITY!
Xatoriel: NOT TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE!
Katan: Grrrrr. (jumps on Xatoriel and knocks her to the floor)
Xatoriel: Oh, you’re in for it now! (grabs Katan’s arms)
Rociel: (is still making coffee, oblivious to what is happening behind him)
Narrator: Over the floor and on the table, Katan and Xatoriel were rolling around trying to knock one another into hard objects all while arguing.
Rociel: Finally! (the coffee’s done. Rociel pours it in a cup then turns around.)
Katan: (rolls Xatoriel into the fridge) Scaredy cat!
Xatoriel: Disrespectful! (rolls Katan into a chair)
Rociel: (Picks up newspaper from table and starts to read it, still not noticing Katan and Xatoriel. Slowly sips his coffee and sits back down, still reading.)
Katan: (stops rolling) Scared! (throws a punch at Xatoriel)
Xatoriel: (dodges it and let’s Katan’s hand hit the fridge) Not!
Katan: Grrr…(growls then jumps on Xatoriel)
Narrator: And so the two started to catfight…
Katan: DIE!
Xatoriel: You first!
Katan: You’re dumb!
Xatoriel: You stink! P-U!
Katan: (growls) Why you! (rolls over with Xatoriel and hits into the table)
Rociel: (the table jolts, but Rociel doesn’t notice)
Narrator: The rolling catfight carried on for quite some time and eventually traveled through all the rooms in the mansion until…
Rociel: (has finished reading newspaper.) Katan, where are….you…? (has finally noticed the two kids arguing at the top of their lungs while rolling around on the floor. Looks around at the broken vases, ruined papers, toppled furniture, broken lamps, the small fire in the bathroom, the flooded kitchen floor, and stops on Katan and Xatoriel,. They are battered, beaten, and exhausted and are finally too tired to roll and argue any longer, so they have both apparently fallen asleep on the red sofa in the living room.) Um… (blinks uncertainly) What in the world happened?!
Xatoriel: (semi-awake) [uh…] (sweat-drops)
YEAH!
Does anyone else who goes to Neopets find this new "code" thing annoying?
Sorri to everyone whos looking for a fanlisting code that isn't here. My domain is kinda....down...so I can't upload anything at the moment. I should be able to by 8PM tonight, so it will be up.
WHAT IDIOCY!
I handed in a stupid ****** form last year and guidance loses it!So I had to fill it out, AGAIN!
ARGH!
~
A guy and a girl are having a romantic horse drawn carrage ride. The guy turns to the girl and tells her he's got some more things to make it more romantic. He takes out a candle and lights it. The girl smiles and takes it from him. The man bends down again and grabs a bottle of Bud Lite. While he's opening it, the horse raises his tail up and farts onto the candle, making an instant blowtorch that fries the girl. The guy smells the air and asks what smells like barbecue. He turns up towards her and smiles nerviously. Another couple rides on by and the guy grins at the two, "Right on! Rocket Powered Sleigh!"
Okay, let's do a tally of how many other people show up to my classes (not inclusing me):
Statistics-1
Visual Basic-5
Video Post Prod-1
Visual-5
Literature-5
Okay, bout the duels from Friday. Mika-Chan beat Dave 4 times and then i whopped his ass! Today is a FFA! Lockdown time!
Friday, January 30, 2004
Thursday, January 29, 2004
1/28/04
Tombola: Nothing
Snowager: Purple Negg
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Grackle Bug
Giant Omelette: No Omelette
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
1/29/04
Tombola: 288 Neopoints & Bottled Water Faerie
Snowager: Ice Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Restore ZelaHime to full health.
Giant Omelette: Plain Omelette
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
1/30/04
Tombola: Nothing
Snowager: Stares At ZelaHime, Ice Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Bacon and Broccoli Omelette
Giant Jelly: Strawberry Jelly
1/31/04
Tombola: Chocolate Faerie Cake
Snowager:Ice Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Green Pepper Omelette
Giant Jelly: Strawberry Trifle
2/1/04
Tombola: Sandals
Snowager:Ice Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: ZelaHime is restored to full hit points
Giant Omelette: Sausage Omelette
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
2/2/04
Tombola: Chocolate Covered Fish Pop, Eyeball Sushi, 100 Neopoints
Snowager: Melted Chocolate Negg
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Sausage and Pepperoni Omelette
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
2/3/04
Tombola: 121 Neopoints, Har Codestone, Very Rotten Tomato
Snowager: Stares at ZelaHime
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Scorched Sutek Muffin
Giant Omelette: Green Pepper Omelette
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
2/3/04
Tombola: Nothing
Snowager: Stares at ZelaHime
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Plain Omelette
Giant Jelly: Cornacopper Jelly
2/4/04
Tombola: Homemade Marmalade
Snowager: Moves In Sleep
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Green Pepper Omelette
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
2/5/04
Tombola: 121 Neopoints, Vo Codestone, Mei Codestone
Snowager: Icy Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Spinx Links
Giant Omelette: Sausage Omelette
Giant Jelly: Strawberry Jelly
2/6/04
Tombola: 100 Neopoints, Main Codestone, Mau Codetsone
Snowager: Moves In Sleep
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Grakle-Stuffed Turkey
Giant Omelette: Plain Omelette
Giant Jelly: All Eaten
Laboratory Ray: Raises BlueAngelBabe170's Movement By 2
2/7/04
Tombola: Nothing
Snowager: Ice Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Plain Omelette
Giant Jelly: Poisonous Jelly
Laboratory Ray: Changes BlueAngelBabe170's Gender to Female
2/8/04
Tombola: 113 Neopoints, Very Rotton Tomato, Bottled Air Faerie
Snowager: Ice Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Carrot and Pea Omelette
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
Laboratory Ray: No effect on BlueAngelBabe170
2/9/04
Tombola: Nothing
Snowager: Ice Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Sausage Omelette
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
Laboratory Ray: BlueAngelBabe170 turns into a Green Aisha
2/10/04
Tombola: Box of Wheat Flakes
Snowager: Stares at ZelaHime
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Plain Omelette
Giant Jelly: Poisonous Jelly
Laboratory Ray: BlueAngelBabe170 gains 4 Hit Points
2/11/04
Tombola: Toy Sail Boat
Snowager: Moves In Sleep
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: 172 Neopoints
Giant Omelette: Green Pepper Omelette
Giant Jelly: Lemon Jelly
Laboratory Ray: BlueAngelBabe170 gains 2 levels
2/12/04
Tombola: Sandals
Snowager: Blue Koi Keyring
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Sausage and Pepperoni Omelette
Giant Jelly: Lime Jelly
Laboratory Ray: BlueAngelBabe170 gains 3 Max Hit Points
2/13/04
Tombola: Nothing
Snowager: Haven't Been There Yet
Fruit Machine: 1000 Neopoints!
Coltzan's Shrine: Restored to Full Hit Points
Giant Omelette: Bacon and Broccoli Omelette
Giant Jelly: Lime Jelly
Laboratory Ray: BlueAngelBabe170 gains 2 levels
2/13/04
Tombola: Sandals
Snowager: Ice Blast
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Plain Omelette
Giant Jelly: Lemon Jelly
Laboratory Ray: BlueAngelBabe170 gains 3 movement points
2/15/04
Tombola: Nothing
Snowager: Stares at ZelaHime
Fruit Machine: Nothing
Coltzan's Shrine: Nothing
Giant Omelette: Carrot and Pea Omelette
Giant Jelly: Strawberry Jelly
Laboratory Ray: BlueAngelBabe170 loses 2 levels
2/15/04
Tombola: Nothing
Snowager: Haven't been there yet...
Fruit Machine: 2500 Neopoints & a Mallard!
Coltzan's Shrine: Burnt Scarab Cookie
Giant Omelette: All Eaten
Giant Jelly: Glowing Jelly
Laboratory Ray: BlueAngelBabe170 changes gender to male
You're Chang Wufei!
Find out Which Gundam Wing character you are.
23. 99.9% Of The Students
You call it diversity, I call it annoying…
22. Max
Can someone not teach the boy to zip the lip?
21. School Email
Who has time to read 100 emails from students about how they lost their calculator…it only proves how stupid they are. Besides the fact that it has the worst spam blocker on the face of the earth!
20. Foreign Languages
This is America, not Spain or France. I never plan to go to either country or have anything to do with anyone who speaks either language, so why do I have to learn it?
19. IDs
Notice how half the teachers never wear IDs and no one makes them pay $5 for a new one…
18. The Loudspeaker/Announcement System
When you can understand what the person on the other end is saying, it’s either pointless or drowned out by a squeaking that sounds subspecialty like a hamster running on its wheel
17. Standardized Tests
You think I enjoy sitting in the gym in a small cramped desk for 4 hours filling in little circles with a pencil for a test that doesn’t count?
16. The School Clocks
Is there a single wall mounted clock in the school that actually shows the correct time more than twice a day?!
15. Gym
If I wanted to run around a track early in the morning in the freezing cold and then throw Frisbees, I would be in sports.
14. Math
Why do I have to learn math? I have no intention of ever using it again! Unless some mad serial killer pins me to the wall and tells me if I don’t solve a algebra problem, he’ll kill me, I doubt that I’ll need it!
13. The Air-Conditioning/Heating Unit
You just gotta love how the heat only works when its 90 degrees outside and how the AC only turns on when you’re already freezing cold.
12. The “Staff” That Walks Around All Day Bugging You To Put On Your ID
Do these people have nothing better to do then tell me to put on my id? Are we actually paying these people to do just this?
11. Fire Drills, Bombing Drills, Emergency Drills
Yeah, sure, its fun standing outside in the middle of winter in the snow covered parking lot for three hours while running a Bomb Emergency Drill…
10. Electives
How can you say it is an elective if you’re forced to take them?
9. The School Server
Every time you need to get something or print a paper out, the server’s down. When you don’t need anything it works fine!
8. Assemblies
If you ever can’t get to sleep, go to an assembly! Guaranteed to put you out cold in ten seconds flat!
7. School In General:
The principle of being here instead of being home is what upsets me.
6. Dave Kafrooni:
Annoying, jerky, and oblivious to everything! Shiny=good!
5. Ms. Picinich:
Can anyone say monotone and boring?
4. The Administration:
Why are they deciding what WE should do?
3. Ms. Lasher:
Someone please buy this lady a clue!
2. Mr. Guiderian:
Have you been stared at today?
1. Mr. Bath:
The ultimate punsihment
20 Basic Rules For Dueling and Other Assorted Insaneness Related To Dueling or Lunch!
1.
Always have a back-up plan
2.
Always have a back-up plan for your back-up plan
3.
Always have a back-up plan for your back-up plan’s back-up plan.
4.
Always keep more than 1 of a ritual card in your deck
5.
Never say never. The second you tell your opponent he’ll never draw his super card, he’ll draw it.
6.
Don’t be stupid. Calling cards or a play ‘cheap’ only make you look like a bigger idiot than you already are.
7.
Always have a way to bring back you good cards from the graveyard, several ways if possible
8.
Shiny does NOT equal good! A deck of all shiny cards isn’t a good deck…it’s a snobby one.
9.
Cheap tricks and bluffs win the day everyday.
10.
If your opponent has you shuffle/cut your deck in front of him for the fear that you’re cheating, it’s most likely that he’s cheating too.
11.
Never underestimated the power of simple trap and magic cards
12.
Vengeful Bog Spirit is God: worship it.
13.
Words of advice: Goodie-2-Shoes never win, but Cheaters always do
14.
If your opponent cheats, don’t expose them: cheat right back
15.
Stealing is wrong but “Borrowing-With-No-Intention-Of-Returning” is perfectly legal
16.
Never let your opponent know you have a good hand, chances are he’ll wreck it somehow
17.
Being a Sore-Loser is bad, but being a Sore-Winner is awesome
18.
Make sure to rub humiliating defeats in your opponent’s face: anger=stupid mistakes
19.
Never miss out on the chance to knock your opponent’s cards on the floor: it is fun seeing them scramble to pick all them up.
20.
If you can’t get someone to bring in their cards to duel, tell them your opponent stole one of their cards that they said they misplaced a while ago; it’s great motivation.
21.
Being evil at dueling means never knowing when to quit.
22.
God Cards are only as strong as the owner. If an idiot uses them, then don’t consider them a threat.
23.
If your opponent doesn’t know a foreign language card’s effect, make it up…as long as he doesn’t find out, it can’t hurt you.
24.
Remember the 3 great Ps: Pilfer, Pillage, Punish
25.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is in win.
26.
Never underestimate the small monsters.
27.
If you want to humiliate your opponent beat him with a wimpy card…like Kuriboh!
28.
Dark=good, fries=good, salt=good, cold=bad, heat=bad!
29.
Have you harassed an idiot today?
30.
If all else fails, pray to the forces of darkness for help…and hope to high Hell your opponent isn’t named Dave!
And always remember my words of wisdom:
"A fool-proof plan might fool the fools, but then you have to worry about the idiots…namely everyone else minus the fools"
So, I came in late today (since I'm a senior and have no 1st class, I'm allowed to.
The I had Visual Basic, in which I did crapola.
Now, i'm off, and im doing this...
Then I have lunch and my duel...
Then there's Video Post Prod, where we're either taping more or doing nothing.
After that I have visual, and when do we ever do anything in Visual?
Then there's the assembly, and I'm leaving before then.
SO I'm only here till 1:30! This rules! I have no qualms about 'missing' Lit class today (it would be AFTER the assembly, but if you thinbk for just 1 minute I'm going to sit through that assembly again, you're a bigger idiot than I though you were!)
Also, the next chapter of Dakara's DUmb Idea will be postponed until at least 1 person reviews the last chapter, since no one has so far...
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My field:
1 card in face-down defense mode (Magician of Faith)
Dancing Fairy in face-up attack mode
No magic/trap cards face-up or down
5 cards in my hand : Rageki, Blue Eyes White Dragon, Dark Hole, Cyber Jar, Dancing Fairy (another one)
100 life points
His field:
1 card in face-down defense mode (Penguin Soldier)
Tribe Infecting Virus in face-up attack mode
Dark Paladin in face-up attack mode, equipped with United We Stand
No magic/trap cards face-up or down other than United We Stand
1 card in his hand: Sinister Serpent
3400 life points
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Last Turn Recap:
Dave played Heavy Storm his last turn, then equipped Dark Paladin with United We Stand and wiped out my Dark Ruler Ha Des.
My Turn
I draw Black Pendant.
I flip over Magician of Faith into Attack mode and retrive After Genocide out of my Graveyard.
I play After Genocide (destroys any monster involved in damage calculations)
Dave discards the last card in his hand to use Dark Paladin's effect to negate it.
I smile.
I play Rageki, killing his 3 monsters off.
I equip the Dancing Fairy with Black Pendant.
I sacrifice both Dancing Fairy and Magician of Faith for Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Black Pendant goes to the Graveyard, so Dave takes 500 damage.
Dave's LP: 2900
I attack with Blue Eyes White Dragon and win!
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He was SO stupid! If he had looked at the LP, he would have noticed that even with After Genocide, i wouldn't have attacked him since my LP were too low. He could have no negated it and saved it for Rageki!
Anyway, didn't have school "yesterday" (Wednesday), but will today.
I have a 2 on 1 duel today at lunch, me vs Mika-Chan and Dave. Plan is to let me win!
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
I had math, in which we did NOTHING!
Then I has Philosophy, in which we did NOTHING!
Now I'm free, in which I'm doing NOTHING!
Then there's lunch, where I'll duel and then I'm doing NOTHING!
Then I have health, in which we do NOTHING!
Then Visual, in which we do NOTHING!
Then Senior Seminar, in which we do NOTHING!
THEN HOME!!!!!
ANd tomarrow will be lots and lots of SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SCHOOL! NO DRIVER'S TEST!
Just a look at my 3 favorite cards from Neopets' Battle For Meridell!
So, today we have first me vs Dave and then Mika-Chan vs Dave if there's time!
Monday, January 26, 2004
Starter Deck
Tin Promo
Bandai Promo
Japanese Slate
Shonen Jump
Her
Him
I mean, he has a musical insturment for a weapon and so does she.
She has mark on her cheek and so does he.
They both have purple tined hair (his ligher than hers...its easier to see on the card)
And they're both spirits.
Non Aggression Area
You can only activate this card during your Standby Phase. Discard 1 card from your hand to the Graveyard. Your opponent cannot Normal Summon, Set and/or Special Summon during the next turn.
This is a great card. If you have Cyber Jar face down, and flip it up after activating this, your oponent can't set any monsters and he/she has a wide open field for you to attack!
Okay take a look at this. Japanese Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!
12 stars, with 4500 attack and 3800 defense.
Made by using Poly or Fusion gate with 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons, or even Metamorphisis with one of the gods or the Ultimate Fiend
Today's been okay so far.
We did nada in Math
Visual Basic was basically free time
Now I've got an hour to do nothing in
Then I got lunch, whoch is again, nothing.
After lunch is Video class, and we're going out to tape, so no work.
We never have work in Visual, so scratch that class.
The I've got Lit, where we might do somthing, but she'll probably just talk!
And then I have to do to the *shudders* DENTIST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And with some luck, we'll get snow so no school tomarrow! And if the snow keeps, up I won't have my driving test on Wednesday morning and maybe no school then either!
SNOW ROCKS!
Friday, January 23, 2004
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Tallest Red: "YOU'RE A MONSTER, ZIM. Everything you touch gets destroyed!"
Zim: "Hey, not everything I do ends in horrible explosions!"
EXPLOSION MONTAGE:
The ensuing REPLAY is a QUICK series of things going horribly wrong because of ZIM. Satellites spark and explode, giant monsters rampage, little monsters rampage, etc., intercut with ZIM watching, growing more and more skittish. He nervously gives the TALLEST a double thumbs up. They glare back. Finally:
EXT. A BEAUTIFUL FIELD - DAY
ZIM stands in a beautiful field all alone. It's so peaceful.
INT. PLANET JUDGEMENTIA - THE SPIKE OF JUDGEMENT
ZIM looks pleased.
Zim: "See! That's peaceful-like."
EXT. A BEAUTIFUL FIELD - DAY
ZIM, still standing in the field, scratches his butt.
EXT. BEAUTIFUL FIELD PLANET - CONTINUOUS
Seen from outer space, the planet ZIM is on explodes.
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FFA: Free-For-All a.k.a 1-on-1-on-1
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
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Zim is dropped to the floor. The Tallests are furious.
Tallest Red: "ALMIGHTY MIYUKI was eaten by a giant blob because of YOU??"
Zim (uncomfortable): "No, she called me just last week. Yeah... she's doin' fine. Really."
The Tallests eye Zim, angry and suspicious.
The Control Brains: " This is a horrible discovery, not to be taken lightly. NOW, let's break for lunch!"
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The crowd has thinned. Irkens shake hands with Tallest Spork. Zim talks with the Invader-age Red and Purple.
Purple: "Zim, you've done nothing but rain horror down onto the EMPIRE since you were BORN...and NOW they're training you to become an INVADER?! WHY?!! I mean...THAT'S just SICK!!"
Zim: "Hah..flattery aside, when I am TALLEST, I will make the EMPIRE rue ever having made me wait so long to rule them!"
Red: "Yeah, well, if I were TALLEST, I'd PROBABLY put you on TRIAL to defend your life. Yep, THAT's probably what I'd do. Mmmhmmmm."
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ZIM wildly waves his arms in an "ENOUGH" gesture.
Zim (peeved)
HEY!! NO USING TWO BLOB FLASHBACKS IN A ROW!! That's a rule, right?!
Tallest Red (in shock): " It's even more horrible than I remember! TALLEST SPORK eaten by ZIM's blob TOO...like he was just a chew-shmoop!"
The Control Brains: "YOU are responsible for the doom of TWO Almighty Tallest?!"
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Well, more later
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Zim: "Forget the stinking monkey, GIR. The Tallest invited me to this 'party,' and it's dead like death."
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The Tallests shoot Zim the nastiest looks. Zim is oblivious.
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The Control Brains: "Now, see you past Zim... your past..."
Zim (Excited): "My future?!"
The Control Brains: "NO! Your PAST! Pay attention!"
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Zim (Boasting to crowd): IMPRESSIVE! Most would be happy with two years, but me... FIVE!! Beat that, YOU!
Zim points to an Irken Janitorial Drone, who mops nearby, and looks up confused at Zim's challenge.
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This is MY Favorite Scene!
For no apparent reason, a cute little IRKEN smeet appears and tugs at Purple's robe. It's adorable.
Little Tim (All cute):" Mista' Purple? Tell me all about Irken Existance Evaultaion."
Tallest Purple (Kind & Wise): " Well, you see, little Timmy, it's a trial for malfunctioning Irkens. You know what a trial is, doncha', Timmy?"
Purple pokes Timmy in the belly and Timmy giggles adorably. It's so adorable it makes you sick to watch. It's that cute.
Tallest Purple: "Of course you do. Say, you see this I.D. PAK on your back?"
Little Tim(giggles): "Nope! My head don't turn that far!"
The crowd "awwws". It's so cute.
Tallest Red (smiling): " Hah hahh. Well, we ALL wear them. They hold the collective memories of all the Irkens before us. Our personalities, our power, our high scores, all in HERE."
Tallest Purple: "But some IRKENS, they get fitted with damaged I.D. PAKs These people are called 'Defectives' and must be deactivated, erased, never to be remembered."
Zim (aghast): "A world that does not remember ZIM??"
Little Tim (Elated) "Thank you mista' Purple! I SMART NOW!"
Tallest Purple: "The child knows too much! TO THE DUNGEONS WITH IT!!"
Guards rush in and drag the screaming Tim away
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More Later!